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My trainer is always telling me things that I don’t wanna hear like, “Aziz, there’s this new study that came out it said that any food you eat after 11:00 goes straight to your belly so you have to cut those late night meals.” And I was like, “Oh well, there’s another study i heard about that said if you have a lot of alcohol in your system and you eat a quesadilla at 3 in the morning, it’s delicious.
Aziz Ansari 
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